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Your presence is requested
Again. Gag me now.
Required meeting
To sit and twiddle my thumbs
Stop wasting my time
Come to my party!
Underling who I don't know
Waste of my Sunday
I didn't tell you?
Fill out paperwork now, else
No MD for you.
Send meeting request
Wait and wait and wait two weeks
Response never comes
You say jump: How high?
I ask. Wanting to be you.
Always are more hoops.
You want my answers?
No match vs. expulsion
Me: Rock meet hard place
I just want to let you know that these made my day.
ReplyDelete-MD/PhD hoping to go back to med school this year
PLEASE DO MORE! These were the best, except, I feel badly you had to deal with the inevitable bullshit that prompted all this. But still, hilarious and a much needed distraction from the wonders of the scapula.
ReplyDeleteAh dolce -- Very soon you will start dealing with similar emails. It seems to be a universal phenomenon. Which is why I said that nothing in particular prompted them. (Although that's not really true because things happen like this all the time.... though that's just life I guess.)
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